Aging like fine dairy.A ly snarky birthday card for the friend or family member who is, let's say, of questionable freshness. Rude, ridiculous, and delivered before the expiration date.

4.25" x 5.5"

Blank inside for your own message

White matte card stock

Kraft envelope with cello sleeve

Designed by North Star Charm

For the friend you'd absolutely smell first — and love anyway.