Clever Little Shit Congratulations Card — Well, look at you. Against all odds, questionable decision-making, and what appeared to be a complete lack of preparation — you’ve somehow pulled it off. Honestly? Impressive. Annoyingly so.

This card is for the grad, the promoted, the newly , or anyone who’s just achieved something they probably shouldn’t have been able to pull off.

Blank inside — feel to explain the various ways life is about to smack them in the face.

5” x 7”

Smooth matte finish cardstock

Comes with a kraft brown envelope

Blank inside

Designed by Sleazy Greetings