dom, wisdom, and a proctologist appointment. Welcome to adulthood.

Ahhh, the joys of Adulthood -- The dom to be your own person and not have to answer to anyone... except maybe your proctologist. This vintage-style card is for anyone who's just about ready to start lying about their age. Equal parts hilarious and accurate — because nothing says "milestone birthday" like scheduling your first colonoscopy.

4-3/8" x 5-3/4"

Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or savage) message

Comes with a kraft envelope

Protected in a cellophane sleeve

Made in the USA

Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Company

The card they'll actually laugh at. for 50th birthdays and beyond.