May your birthday be as meaningful as a pigeon finding a moldy, rotting donut.

Which is to say — unexpectedly joyful and entirely yours. Inside: Enjoy the little things. Sometimes that's all the birthday wisdom you need.

4.25" x 5.5"

Printed on heavy PCW recycled paper

recycled brown kraft envelope

Biodegradable cello sleeve

Made in the USA

Designed by Modern Printed Matter

For the friend who finds joy in the weird, the small, and the slightly disgusting.