For the child who turned out... differently.

Let's be honest — not all kids are created equal. This card says the quiet part loud, with zero apologies and maximum personality. for the parent who secretly knows which kid is the favorite (and which one inspired this card).

Send it to someone who will laugh. Or cry. Probably both.

Greeting card measures 4.25" x 5.5"

Blank inside for your own delightfully honest message

Printed on premium card stock

Comes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelope

By Crooked Halo