For the pregnant person who has thought about it. Obsessively. At 3am.

The Poop During Labor Greeting Card is the card that says "I see you, I support you, and I will bring this up at the baby shower." A hilariously honest nod to one of pregnancy's most dreaded plot twists — the gift for a mom-to-be with a sense of humor and absolutely zero time for fluff.

Size: 4.25" × 5.5"

Blank inside — because sometimes you just let the front do the talking

Comes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelope

By Crooked Halo

Give it at the baby shower. Give it at the hospital. Give it whe someone needs to laugh instead of panic. Either way, it's the most memorable card in the pile.