Hold on, let me put on my glasses so I can hear you better.One minute you're young and fun. The next... well. This card knows exactly what happens next, and it's not afraid to say it.

4-1/4" x 5-1/2"

Blank inside for your own message

High quality card stock, glossy outside / matte inside

Comes with matching envelope in protective sleeve

Designed by Raven's Rest Studio

For the milestone birthday person who is handling it with humor — or at least pretending to.