You're not old. You're...a) Vintageb) A collector's itemc) Falling apartd) Both a and cPick your answer. The birthday person will understand.

4.25" x 5.5"

Blank inside to list all potential ailments

Kraft envelope with clear cellophane sleeve

Designed by Top Hat and Monocle

For the birthday person who appreciates retro style and rigorous honesty.