Every child deserves a solid foundation. Reading. Critical thinking. A passion for learning. And, inevitably, four-letter words. Why not get a head start? This vintage-style baby shower card is for the parents who know exactly how this story ends — and are already fluent in the language.

It’s too early to instill some solid language skills.

Blank inside — use it wisely.

4⅛” x 5¾”

Vintage-style design

Comes with a kraft envelope

Protected in a cello sleeve

Made in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company